"I just have one small question. How did the planets come to be alive?"
Sarah's Journal
Stuff The Kids Say
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Someone keeps unzipping the couch cushions, hiding toys inside them and then closing them again. Today was the third time it's happened.
Me: Dana, did you do this?
Dana: uh huh. So no one touches toys. That makes Dana cry. *pouty face*
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We asked the kids to help tidy up their toys.
Alexis: Do you know who did the most cleaning? Nicole and Me.
Dana: I didn't!
Me: I'm very happy to hear that both you and Nicole helped clean up. Next time I hope Dana helps too.
Dana: No. Mess makes me happy.
Alexis: What happened to my megafarm creations? They're all taken apart!
Dana [imitating an evil laugh with a high pitch two year old voice]: Maw ha ha!
(She played with them after they were abandoned, this was not destruction for destructions sake.)
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I'm reading Dana a story. There's a mirrored page so when she's sitting in my lap I can see her and she can see me.
Me: What do you see Dana?
Dana: Grandma!
So later I'm relating this story to Nicole.
Me: I don't look like Grandma yet.
Nicole: ...
Me: ....
Nicole: Well the hair is a little different.
Tail end of a conversation we were having about what dogs are like as pets.
Alexis: And they poop inside the house!
Me: Well, you train them to go potty outside.
Alexis: Really? *Heavy Sigh* Ok, fine. We can get a dog.
Walked right into that one.
Dana (while I was trying to clean her face): Stop! Stop! I command you to stooop!
Me: Did you like dinner?
Dana: Yup! It was yummy. I love corn. I love rice. I love ketchup.
I guess we know how she feels about the fish.
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Dana was doing somersaults on the couch behind Alexis during remote learning today. As I pick her up to take her away she yelled "No! I want to be distracting!!!"
Dana was scooting around on her baby riding toy and pinched her foot.
Dana (crying): Owie! owie! owwiiieeeeeee!!
Me: Dana, I think you're too big for that toy.
Dana (immediately stops crying): Wait! (Pauses and points a finder for dramatic effect) I fine!